Hockey Night Part 3

Yes, another hockey night script. These are little scenes, written in the style of Aaron Sorkin, of Sports Night, West Wing, and Studio 60. Enjoy.

EXT. HOCKEY ARENA
The team is loading up on a bus to go from the practice facility to the arena. DAN is coming out to the bus, but TED intercepts him.

TED
Hey, wait. We need to talk.

DAN
So talk.

TED
Have you seen your card?

DAN
Card?

TED
Yeah, your card.

DAN
It’s not my birthday, so I don’t know what exactly you’re talking about. What card?

TED
Your hockey card.

DAN
No, which card?

TED
Upper Deck Be A Gamer came out today. Did you see it?

DAN
They sent me a picture to approve, so yes.

TED
But you haven’t seen the card yet?

DAN
I haven’t held the actual card in my hand yet.

TED
(takes out a card and hands it to DAN)
Here

DAN
Yeah, this is the picture I saw.

TED
Look at the back.

DAN
What? What’s the…
(beat)
Five-eleven?

TED
That’s what you needed to see.

DAN
I’m not five eleven.

TED
The Upper Deck trading card company seems to think so.

DAN
I’m six-one.

TED
I know.

DAN
And this came out today?

TED
Yeah.

DAN
Aw, man.
(beat)
Who else knows about it?

TED
Well…

COACH
(from the bus)
Ted, you and the midget get on the bus!

DAN
Oh, no.

TED
I told him you guys prefer to be called little people.

DAN
I hate you.

TED
Don’t hate me, hate the Upper Deck company.

DAN
(yells at bus)
Really sensitive, Coach.

COACH
(yelling back)
Don’t forget your stepladder!

DAN
This is going to be a long day, isn’t it?

TED
For you, maybe.


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Comments

  1. Mohahaha. That’s awesome.

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