Liveblogging Versus Coverage

10:00pm It’s Dave Strader and Jon Vanbeisbrouck are on my TV, which means I am done for the night.  Neither the Penguins nor the Senators won me over with that game.  For this one, Go Dallas!!  (now I feel dirty saying that).  Later!

9:53pm  They pulled Fleury, why can’t we pull Ken Hitchcock?  Maybe put in a depressed Jon Malkovich.  I’m supposed to be excited about the games, but Hitch is putting me to sleep.   Please stop asking him questions.  I like his answers, at least hte parts I’m awake for.

9:52pm Game over.   

9:48pm 0:49 3rd Crosby finally gets one.  First playoff goal ever, and he is smart enough to know that there should be no celebration.  Shortly after, there is almost our first playoff fight.  Classic message sending. 

9:43pm  3:50 3rd: The Sens are falling apart in the penalty department, so the pendulum swings the other way.  With 3:45 left, and the Pens on the power play the entire time, Thibault has been put on the bench.  6 on 4 for a while.  But, what we didn’t see was the penalty itself.  No replay, and this is a big deal. Thibault comes back in for the last few minutes. 

9:35pm 7:18 3rd: Gonchar makes it 6-2 on a five on three.  Got that? Still, the pens didn’t look very good up until that point.   It’s probably too late, but if they want to go anywhere in the playoffs, they have to play every minute of every game. 

9:29pm 9:05 3rd Fleury is pulled, then a gathering happens.   Not a shock that Fleury gets pulled, as he looked like ass on skates.  I have never been sold on him. Plenty of blame to spread around on that.  6 goals on 36 shots, you can blame the D and the goalie.

9:25pm Versus reports that Cheechoo is out thanks to what looks like a knee-on-knee.  It looks painful, and, like a true hockey fan, I am concerned about how it effects my only hockey pool. 

9:25pm 11:38 3rd This is getting ugly.  Sens score and it’s 6-1 

9:22pm 13:40  3rd: The booth is talking about why they no goal was a no goal.  Brickley (who I want to keep calling Brinkly) doesn’t buy it, which is his tight. It’s a good thing that the call was made by video review or in the War Room.  Otherwise, they woud be talking about how the refs blew it. 

9:17pm 15:00 3rd  Beninati is starting to free word associate, just looking for any little related tidbit to talk about.  He almost ignores Chris Neil breaking away alone, but gets it together enough just in time to call the goal.  5-1 Sens.  The boys are losing interest in the booth.

9:05 19:37 3rd: Crosby knocks it in with his body.  I don’t see how the goal can count due to goalie interference.  I want it not to count, just to see how he would react.  Versus is convinced they are looking for a kick.  And it is ruled a kick in, no goal.  Crosby gets off the bench to see why, and Versus cut to the coaching staff, who just shrug.  

9:04 pm 19:01 3rd: Heatly puts another goal in. 4-1 

8:58 Commercial Break: How many different fighting shows does Versus need?  They just advertised a new one called Extreme Cagefighting.  Please, Versus, cut it out.  The NHL is the closest to respectablility you have, could you try and hold on to it for a moment? 

8:46pm End of 2nd:  Neither team is really winning me over as far as an Avs playoff replacement bandwagon.  So far, I think both are playing as well as they usually do, which is the death of Pittsburgh at the moment.    So far, Beninati and Brickley are staying on topic, which is the game.  For other commentater pairs, the topic can easily turn to themselves.  Beninati and Brickley seem like they are into the game, another problem on Versus.  It helps me get into the game.   

8:40pm 3:02 2nd Stall makes it 3 – 1 Sens.  Comparisons to his brother Eric don’t take long to come up.  And seriously, use the zoom a little bit.  As in, zoom out.  It isn’t as bad as when Versus first started showing games, as they are keeping the puck in the frame, but you can’t tell where anyone else is.   

8:34pm  5:22 2nd Sens make it 3 - 0.  Versus is as concerned with the reaction on the bench as showing us what happened.  Some days, that speaks volumes of their coverage of hockey in general. 

8:33pm 6:07 2nd: I have heard the Do or Die slogan several times tonight, but it has little impact on me.  I think it’s going to wear out it’s welcome.  

8:27 9:05 2nd Looks like I picked the wrong game to liveblog, as the Beezer is calling the color on the Canucks Stars game.  But there is only so much Beezer I can take, which is very little. 

8:21pm 13:04 2nd:  Roberts gets checked, and the guys are talking all about it.  But Crosby dodges a check right in front of that, and they miss it completely.   

8:16pm Bettman finishes up.  Nothing difficult for him, except maybe the head-hits question.  He handles it well enough for the moment.  He doesn’t really mention what many people find to be the problem (including myself), the equipment itself.  At one point he says he is trying to see as many games as possible, and all I can think is that maybe he will learn something about the game soon.  Hard to believe he started 1993.  Crazy. 

8:06pm Bettman on Versus.  The game starts and Beninati puts Bettman on hold to get back to the call of the game.  Bettman is talking about Ottawa and Canadian NHL cities as markets.  Perhaps this is why there is a disconnect between him and the Canadian fans.  Still, the more he talks, the less I can remotely thing of him as liking the game of hockey.  Quote of the Bettman night: “Ahh, this job ages you.” 

8:02pm First beer of the night.  Maybe this will help me relax a little.  Greg, I’m having a Czechvar.  Found it at a World Market.  Bettman is coming up.  This should be rich.  Will the guys just hit him softies? 

7:53pm Hitch talks slower than… ANYONE!!! The crew is trying to jump on him and move things along, but it doesn’t work. He puts pauses between every sentence, and  he is boring the crap out of me.  Again, is this how he talks to his players?  I would rather see Dwayne Roloson back on the air, like in 2004 on (wait for it) ESPN. 

7:50 End of 1st Period:  2-0 Sens.  I’m not really getting my bile up for Versus right now.  IF I were to look back at the season, I wish the play by play had been this good decent for the other games of the season.  Brickley does a good job of knowing when to shut up.  The Beezer should take notes.  (Of course, we have to suffer through Hitch in a moment, so the bile may be rising.)

7:44pm 2:05 1st: The Senators version of the Ice Girls, men in helmets and hockey skates, come out to change some glass.  Come on, Senators, can’t we put them in skirts?  That would be hockey!

7:41pm 3:27 1st: Versus loves to put their little graphics up, promoting their other shows, and lets be honest, so do other networks.  But when they put a graphic on the bottom of the screen, can they adjust cameras or do something to keep the action visable? 

7:34pm 7:10 1st: Camera between the benches zooms in on Bryan Murray leaning over to give some instruction.  Due to the camera being behind glass, we get no insight.  Frankly, it is just annoying because we have no reason to stay with him.  I’d love to know what he was saying, but tough for me. 

7:31pm 8:51 1st: 5 on 3 for a full 2 minutes.  Benanati is still able to get a little description in when talking about a player “50 goal scorer  Danny Heatly”  What a man. 

7:27pm 9:27 1st  Beninati is a master of not saying the word that most describes the situation.   Brickley is being a master of the obvious. 

7:20pm 13:23 1st:  Second goal by Ottawa.  This could be a long game for Crosby, but so far, it isn’t becoming the Sidney Crosby Show with a game in between.  That could change quickly, as they have already said they will come back from commercial with Crosby piece.   

7:18pm 14:05 1st: I understand that good play by play calling means not being repetitive, but using ticks instead of seconds is just annoying.

7:12pm 18:23 1st:  First goal of the night, with Brickley yelling the entire replay.

7:11pm 19:00 1st:  Already something doesn’t look right.  The whole thing looks squshed, liek the camera operators aren’t leaving enough head room.   

7:06pm:  Beninati just called Ray Emery “glovely lately.”  Is that the sort of thing we need to kick this off?  No, it isn’t/ Let’s avoid the puns boys.

7:00pm: OK, half an hour in, and I am bored.  Not because they are doing a bad job (except for Ken Hitchcock), but because for those who have been watching hockey know the stories, and have heard the experts pick their favorites. Give me something interseting.  Give me the game. 

6:55pm: Am I the only one who is sick of hearing really bad rock music behind the highlight reels? And do not show me good players scoring on crappy goalies. Is anyone impressed with watching San Jose players score on Jose Theodore (sucks) or anyone in Chicago? No, they are not.

6:48pm: Ken Hitchcock was accused of losing the room in Philly, and I can see why. He’s losing me. God, someone tell him to talk a little quicker. Did he just say Anaheim plays girlly?

6:41pm: Joe Beninati and Andy Brickley are our guys in the booth. At least we don’t have Vanbeisbrouck. Anyone remember the “bumping uglies” comment? If not, go look here. Horrid. Surprise, they like Heatly and Crosby.

6:35pm: First E-surance commercial of the night. The series of cartoon scifi sports riffs just get more annoying with each one they produce. At least I am not being subject to the same 8 spots on Altitude. Something about Coach Q selling cars (I kid you not). And by the way, does anyone consider Doug Weight in the same class of Stanley Cup heroes as Gretz, Bourque, and (yeah, I know) Messier? No, they do not. Come on.

6:30pm: First look at Crosby, walking down the hall. Whoopie. Make me excited. And a pretty good opening video starts to do it. Dubie with a poke check, fans cheering, St. Louis scores, no stupid video effects get in the way. Here we go folks. In the studio Bill Clement, Keith Jones, Brian Engblom, and Ken Hitchcock. Hitch is classically annoyed at talking during the game. Let’s see what he has to say, after going from a pretender to a pretender.

6:27 PM: I think I’m on the right channel. There’s a guy with a swollen cheek who I can barely understand, which tells me I might be watching hockey. Nope, it’s some sort of fighting. I don’t know what kind of format I will use for this blog, probably the standard latest entry at the top.


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Maybe Something a Little Different Tonight

News in Camp JAHL is at an all time low. The only things coming down the pipe right now are the resigning of Joe Sakic (Glorious yet predictable), and the Colorado Eagles moving ahead in playoffs after defeating the Youngstown Steelhounds 4 games to 2.

Still, the playoffs start tonight, and as exciting as that is going to be, I feel much the same as I did when I moved from blogger to my own site: Fried. The thing is, the Avs playoff push, although falling short, was very draining. I was very excited, as evidenced by my swearing, jumping, yelling, and, in a moment of sheer hockey glory, yelling, “Whip his ass!!!” at the final game of the year. Not my best moment, but it felt great at the time. So, aside from not being in Denver right now (whereabouts: Jacksonville, FL), I am just a little fried on hockey that doesn’t involve the Avalanche, which, right now, is all hockey.

Still, the playoffs do start tonight, and I will be watching, but the game, Pittsburgh vs Ottawa, is not one I care about yet. I haven’t bothered to pick sides in any battles yet, so it’s just a hockey game at this point. I’m hoping the intensity will bring me around. So, instead, since I have no stake, I thought it would be interesting to “liveblog” the Versus broadcast, rather than the game itself. I have been pretty critical of Versus in the past, pointing out the mistakes and problems they have had in their regular season attempts, so I figured, what the heck. This could be fun. How it works is, I use an offline blog writer. After a while, I just update the blogpost I have put up, maybe every period or every few commercial breaks.

So, stop by and check it out. I figure to start around 6:30ET with the pregame, then the game itself, and wrap up with the post game (I have to be somewhere at 10:30, so I can only do that much). It could be entirely stupid, I could give up part way through, or it could just be a party. Bring the chips.

Avs Final Game: I Was There!!!!!

The Avs played the final game of the season tonight, and it looks like I picked a good one to go to. I have pictures, but I have to sort them. Again I picked a good one to go to, as the Avs won 6-3. At first, it looked like they were going to phone it in, but picked up the pace in the second period.

A few notes:

Scott Parker (Heart and Soul) got a goal tonight.

Ian Laperriere kicked the crap out of Dion Phaneuf. It was sweet to watch.

Joe Sakic got three points in the game, giving him 100 points on the season. Just incredible.



Overall, a great way to finish out the season. I’ll have more later, I have to go catch a flight.

Note: Trolls can go home. That is all.


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Dear Mr. Forsberg…

Hey, how you doing? How about them Preds, huh?

Well, it seemed like you had a good time last night, being back in Denver for the first time since leaving for the Flyers. Also, I have to say, the pregame interview and stuff I read in the papers make it appear that you kind of miss it here. I hope the fans made you feel welcome, and that the little video tribute to your time here was nice. Thanks for taking a moment to acknowledge the fans.

Forsberg Bunny

Of course, everyone is now wondering what you are going to do when the season ends. Will you look for a free agent contract in the NHL, go play in Europe, or retire? Well, let me make a little proposal to you.

You are always welcome back here. And it would be nice if you came back, not only for your skill, but to maybe work with some of the up and coming kids we have now. Also, how about we resign Scott Parker as a bit of a bodyguard for you. Plus, we have a little extra cash laying around that we didn’t have when you left. Could be a match remade in heaven.

So, you know, just think about it.

Forsberg Think About It

Just saying.


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Le Sigh

It is all heavy sighs and mopey faces in camp JAHL for now. The end of the Avs season, the end of an amazing comeback that nobody expected, the final puck will be dropped tonight in Le Can, and there will be no more live hockey in Tapelegsville for the year. It doesn’t feel good. It is probably magnified by the fact that I was blogging about the Avs, and following closer than ever before. And truth be told, I’m a little sadder than I thought I would be.

But it won’t last.

Here, it’s all about the hockey love. The Avs are done, but there is still hockey left to play. Playoff hockey at that, the best kind of hockey. Regardless of how the broadcasts can be on Versus, there is national coverage, so I get to see more hockey. By the time that starts, I’ll be happy as hell. Playoffs baby, yeah.

At this point, I feel worse for other fans and bloggers than myself. Like E at Theory of Ice. This post just breaks my heart. Or how about the Oiler fans, who saw their franchise traded away, and hope went with it. How about the Bruins fans who expected more from Chara than they got. Or the minor league fans who don’t get to watch their teams on TV, or the Blue Jackets fans who are still waiting for their shot.

I feel pretty bad for the Avs themselves as well. Peter Budaj, in his post game interview, was ready to hide in a corner and do what real men do when no one is looking. (no, not that. sicko) Coach Q showed more humanity than I have seen before. Paul Stastny has to feel bad, as though there was more he could have done (he couldn’t, he did so much already), and Milan Hejduk, who has been talking about how fun the locker room has been lately, can’t be a happy man right now. Or how about Joe Sakic, who carried this team from day one, who had an outstanding year, who got better as the season went on (at age 37), and will miss the playoffs for the first time since the 1993-94 season. He, who is one of the most respected and best players in the NHL, and who is one of the most diplomatic of players, can not be feeling very good right about now.

Even Peter Forsberg seemed kind of down about the game. From Adrian Dater and the Denver Post:

“It was tough to play today,” he said. “Sometimes, you don’t know what you have until you leave. We’ll see what happens if I continue to play in the future. But I’ve got nothing else to say but good words about this place.”

All I can say about that is wow. Money, for those who should be paying attention, isn’t everything.

How about this (same source):

In a deserted dressing room, Avs veteran Ian Laperriere – who was robbed by Predators goalie Tomas Vokoun on a doorstep chance in the third – verged on teary emotion when discussing a great run that fell short.

“It’s not all positive, obviously. We didn’t make the playoffs. But there’s a lot of positives about this (run),” Laperriere said. “A lot of teams would have given up. Everybody picked up their game, but it was too late. It’s disappointing, don’t know what else to say.”

What do you say to that? How does how I feel compare? I cheered and hoped and yelled and wrote, but in the end, it wasn’t me who didn’t make it to the playoffs. I didn’t lose the big one, and have to watch the playoffs from the couch when I could be skating in them. If this team had finished the season as they started it, they wouldn’t have earned this kind of feeling, this emotion. After the run they had, after picking up the pace and showing the quality play they should have known they possessed, they earned it.

My sadness won’t last long. I’m going to turn may attention to the playoffs, and pick someone to root for. Probably the team with the best story behind it, maybe someone who hasn’t won the Cup before. A team not in the Trifecta of Evil.

I mean, there’s still hockey to play. And hockey day is always a good day.

(By the way, did I forget to mention that goals against Theodore didn’t count this season? Oops. Sorry.)

For those looking for Marshmallow bunnies reenacting hockey and describing things, keep scrolling down.


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Sad Little Bunny

Sad Little Bunny


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The Run is Done

Well, that is that.

The Run is Done

Am I sad? Only a little. The way these last 20 games went was a gift. There is really no other way to look at it for me.

I’ll put a little perspective to it tomorrow. For now, thanks for a great year, Avalanche. I loved blogging about it.

(but I ain’t done yet)


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In The End: Two Games Left

This is the post I have been thinking about writing for days.

Everyone who pays attention to the Western Conference knows the story. The Avalanche are 3 points behind the Flames, each one has two games to play, and the last one, the final game of the regular season, the only game playing at the time, will be the Avs versus the Flames. It has all the earmarks of a knock down, drag out finale, only seen at the end of the first Star Wars film (you know, number four, not that awful stuff he put out later, unless you consider Tanguay Jar Jar Binks). One game to decide who makes it to the playoffs.

The odds have been stacked against the Avalanche all season long. Those who are in-the-know predicted the Avs being so far down the list, they would be close to taking the first overall draft pick. If it weren’t for the play of Paul Stastny and Peter Budaj, they may have been right. The unsurprisingly poor play of Jose Theodore was enough to drag the team down, not to mention that it didn’t look like much of a team in front of him.

And somehow, they made a comeback. Somehow, this group of players became a team, and pushed forward, going on a tear, winning game after game. These players finally became what I was hoping they would become, a force to be reckoned with. They started playing together, rather than little islands unto themselves. They finally started to gel.

About 50 games too late.

The chances of Sunday nights game being the deciding factor is slim. Nashville has to lose, which has more potential at this point (4-4-2 in the last ten games, but still has a very winning record on the road), then the other thing that has to happen. Calgary has to lose to the Oilers. The Battle of Alberta has to swing the direction nobody thinks it will. While Edmonton will be playing for only pride, Calgary are playing for their lives, and will want to crush the Oilers quickly and decisively. My guess, that’s what happens.

So what if the Avalanche don’t make it to the playoffs? What happens if they are the first Avs to miss the post-season since coming to Denver?

Well, nothing really. The fans of other teams will dance around like they did something, but they didn’t. There will be cries from the rooftops of “Glory, glory, hallelujah,” as Avs haters point fingers and laugh, saying how they knew this would happen. But I know there was fear in their hearts. Fear that the Avs would dash more hopes and dreams. They will be watching the playoffs with an eye toward next year, and knowing that the Avs could be back in this thing with a vengeance.

Unlike the haters, I have watched the Avs. A lot. Actually, thanks to this blog, more than any previous season. I saw how they played through the entire season, not just in little post game recaps and highlight reels. There was something there. Unfortunately, that something remained untapped. The most frustrating thing for me was seeing the flashes that would come in spurts, but not be sustained. The start of the season held promise, and the kids were alright. But it was clear what they were lacking, and it wasn’t just goaltending. It was playing like a team. Players never do it, but most nights, you could point fingers. Those fingers found different targets from game to game. The Avs, from the start, shot themselves. No team did it to them as much as they did it to themselves.

I don’t say this very often, but Terri Frei said it well:

The best thing that can happen to the Avalanche now? (And this tunes out the whining from the comptroller and the ownership, the Stan Kroenke empire that also includes the Nuggets, the Pepsi Center, a new soccer stadium and soccer and lacrosse teams.) The best scenario is Colorado wins its final two, finishes on a 16-1-2 run, but barely misses the postseason.

I completely agree. If this were an Avalanche team who had fought hard from the beginning, players who acted like they deserved to be at the big dance, I would be happy to see them make a run at the Cup, even from the eighth playoff spot. But, no matter who they met in the first round, be them Wings, Sharks, Ducks, Wild or whoever, the quick first round exit would be the most likely scenario. How would a team who didn’t start acting like a team until the trade deadline do in the playoffs? My feeling is not too well. (But apparently Scott Parker is the heart and soul of the team after Super Joe, and Brad May was a cancer, at least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it)

It will be nice, if that’s the case, to watch the playoffs this year from the outside looking in. Last year, I didn’t expect the Marty Turco show to experience technical difficulties, and fully expected the Avs to lose in the first round. I was watching the first round from Hartford, CT with hands over my eyes, like I was watching a horror movie. If I felt strongly last season, I am in complete belief of that this year. The only thing a playoff berth would achieve is extending the Avs playing time, and making the hat the Theodore wears on the bench become saturated with more hair product.

This year, I don’t need it.

I saw this great post from the Acid Queen, and I feel the need to quote her here:

Win with class, lose with dignity-that lesson was taught to me by (of all people) a Sabres fan. Sure, it feels good to dance on the graves of your perceived enemies and wave your e-peen around for all to see-but all it does is make you look like a classless piece of garbage. The gods favor the worthy, and if your team isn’t judged worthy, then you shake your opponent’s hand, congratulate him on a series well-played, and look ahead to next season. If your team is judged worthy, then you shake your opponent’s hand, congratulate him on a series well-played, and look ahead to the next round or the next season. There’s plenty of crying in hockey, but no whining.

Go read the full post, it’s worth it. It could surprise some people that someone who calls themselves the Acid Queen would be so balanced in their teams miss of the playoffs, but I’ve met her. At risk of my personal well-being, I will tell you she is a really nice person. And she has a damn good point. Not behaving like an ass-hat at others pain is something hard to achieve, and the playoffs magnify this.

When I went to the Stanley Cup Final game 7 in 2003, I went pulling for the Ducks. MegMegMeg was by my side, and wearing a Ducks jersey (I didn’t have one, yet). While we were in line to buy SCF merch, the guy in front of us bought an extra puck, handed it to MegMegMeg, and told he she deserved it for having the “balls to wear that jersey.” After the Ducks lost, the Devils fans were nothing but classy, telling us how the Ducks put up a huge fight, that Giguere was incredible in goal, making us feel like the 14 hour drive hasn’t ending on a completely sour note. The Devils fans weren’t pointing and laughing, they were taking us in as hockey fans. Before the game was a little jeering, but afterwords, nothing but class.

It’s 2:00 in the afternoon as I finish this up. The Avs play in about five hours. I am completely psyched for the game. Anyone who walks by my apartment door will hear me shout “No!” at any defensive breakdown, “Yes!” at any Avs goal, and swearing at any goal against. And I’ll do it tomorrow night, no matter the implications. Because I am an Avs fan. I always want them to win. If they squeak into the playoffs, I will be jumping up and down on my chair, playing the fool. I will hope for the best, hope for the two points, just plain hope.

And if they miss the playoffs, I’m OK with that. Because there is next season, and it’s going to kick ass.


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What a Game.

Well, it wasn’t a meltdown, more like this.

Avs Game After

Yeah, that would be Luongo on the right. And that would be Milan Hejduk on the left.

Hejduk got the job done with the hat trick tonight, with Paul Stastny getting assists on all three goals. The Canucks looked dangerous tonight, but didn’t pull it off in the end. Still, they had a really good game, and fought the entire way. The second period was just intense. And the Canucks penalty kill was incredible. So, really, hats off to them.

If you want to see some of the serious smack talk that was happening today, you should look here. I’m guessing Alanah won’t want to talk to be for a while.

Also, as I write this, it’s 4-1 Sharks, so it could be Calgary having the meltdown. Hope…Springs…

Gamesheet

Edit: Flames lose, Avs win, 3 points back.  How about that?

 

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Tonight’s Game

How the game will start:

Avs game start

How I want the game to end:

Avs game end

Meltdown!!!!!!

Go Avs!!!!


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