Mascots never get any respect. That guy in a suit keeps the kids entertained, get treated like a well loved plus toy, and have to toss t shirts to business people acting the fool. All in all, I’ms ure they would rather be doing something else, like reading Tolstoy. Now imagine what it’s like for the minor leaguer.
Here’s a little love (for the most part) for the mascot.
From the Corpus Christi Rayz of the CHL
Austin Ice Bats of the CHL
Motor City Mechanics of the UHL
Rockford IceHogs of the UHL (now AHL)
The (now defunct) Roanoke Valley Vipers of the UHL (this has to suck):
And now, a little less love for the mascot
Hey, I’m not the only one
I don’t know about you, but I think she can take ‘em.
Something like this.
Thanks to Chris Sims for the comic book scan.
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[...] and he may even hear you. The food, drink and merchandise is much cheaper. And they have the best mascots. All for about a fifth of the cost of an NHL [...]