Vroom Vroom Party Starter: Caps Take It to the Ladies

Remember a week ago when Jose Theodore was talking about his position with the Capitals vs the Avalanche? Of course, he got it handed right back to him in the form of a 4-1 loss against his former team. But for all the faults of the Avs management, they wouldn’t make him do this:

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That is a screen cap from the new Scarlet Caps website, “the official Web site dedicated to the Caps’ female fanbase.”

Is this what the female fanbase wants? I’m sure some do, because there are all kinds of people in this world and all, but come on, Jose as the bad boy of the band?
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I’m sorry, which one is he? The bad boy? The sensitive one? The one who lets in too many goals and needs a hug? The one who needs hair restoration solutions, even with a full head of hair?

A few of the other Caps were subject to the same treatment. Here are the highlights:

Come on, Sergei, no.
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Subtle. Very subtle.
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Vroom Vroom, Party Starter!
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There is something deeply disturbing about all this, such as the guys had to all share the same bad leather jacket.


  1. Hey, I write for Barry Melrose rocks and I was wondering if it’d be ok for me to do a little LOLaction with some of these photos (with full linkage, of course) email me an d let me know, please. Thanks!

  2. Hmm, not a very flattering photo of Fedorov (try saying that 10 times fast).

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