Man Up, Hockey Players

The playoffs are supposed to bring out the best in hockey. When does that start, again?

Most fans, and even more casual fans agree, that the playoffs are different from the regular season. The intensity turns up, experience can trump youth more easily, the feuds and anger sit on the same edge as speed and checking, and which side will be tipped towards means everything.

But there are too many childish accusation, not enough accountability, and nowhere near the positive qualities we have come to expect from our hockey players at this early stage of the playoffs.

My feed reader is being filled with the inane and immature. Somewhere along the way, the men have to get back to being men. For example:

From the Toronto Sun, Mike Komisarek is accused of eye gouging:

The gritty Montreal Canadiens defenceman wants to make that clear to anyone who claims he gouged the eye of Boston Bruins’ Matt Hunwick after the final horn on Thursday night.

Informed that Bruins general manager Peter Chiarelli had made that allegation and requested that the league review the incident, Komisarek broke into a sarcastic grin, the type that implied the message: “You’ve got to be (expletive) kidding me.”

You’ve got to be kidding us. There aren’t many players who are well loved outside their own team, and called “gritty,” so I’m sure some this has some fans riled up, but aside from that, it’s stupid. If it isn’t designed to get the refs to watch Komisarek closer, or to get him of his game, what is the point? Eye gouging is something for a schoolyard dustup, not on the ice. If it didn’t happen, then accusations are better left on the cutting room floor. Don’t embarrass the fans with this.

From the NHL (and why they are reprinting players speculation on refs missing calls is beyond me), Mikka Kiprusoff has an excuse for a loss, and it wasn’t his own team:

Goalie Miikka Kiprusoff maintained after the Chicago Blackhawks’ 3-2 overtime win Thursday night that he was interfered with on Martin Havlat’s game-winning goal. Calgary coach Mike Keenan said there was no doubt that Hawks forward Andrew Ladd impeded his netminder.

“I believe it was Ladd who did not try to stop his movement toward the net, and that’s goaltender interference,” Keenan said. “However, the officials saw it different or didn’t make the call because of the excitement of overtime.”

Or you could go to Kukla’s Korner and watch the video, Mikka, and you would see the truth, that your own player used a Blackhawk to interfere with you. Every NHL player should have to watch youtube footage of every supposed “missed call” before they are allowed to talk to the media. You know, so they don’t wind up looking completely stupid.

Next up, from the aptly titled post, “The Pansification of Hokcey,” Mark Spector of Sportsnet:

After Game 1 Canucks coach Alain Vigneault complained that the St. Louis Blues weren’t just skating through Roberto Luongo’s crease and bumping into him a couple of times, they were spraying him with (gasp!) snow.

“I’m embarrassed to talk about that. It’s ridiculous. Nonsense,” said St. Louis winger Keith Tkachuk. “There is no way our game plan is to go out and try to spray their goalie. You have to stop on the puck – just in case he tries to play it.

“You can tell the game has changed over my 17-year career, when you complain about something like that. As opposed to runnin’ someone from behind or starting a brawl.”

Vigneault did not want to address the situation again on Thursday. He said on Wednesday that he would talk to the league about his concerns.

Maybe Vigneault was a little more quiet since he was embarrassed my his own words. Sprayed with ice? Give me a break. I know an ice chip can get in a goalies eye (hey, it’s gouging with snow), but that goes with the territory. This isn’t a pickup game at the local rink, then everyone goes to their real job. If a goalie doesn’t want to get sprayed with ice, he should take up soccer. Or lacrosse. And if a coach has to resort to this sort of antics, he should go to the low minors where they appreciate this sort of thing.

Ah, to be a hockey fan. To not only have to explain the rules of the game, the on ice incidents that are more than made up for by other sports off ice incidents, but to then have to endure these sorts of low rent, verbal cheep shots, it makes you wonder where the stereotype of the quiet, nice, well behaved hockey player went. He probably gouged someone’s eyes on the way out the door.

(thanks to Paul Kukla for keeping me informed)

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Please Make The Singer Step Away From the Franchise

This just popped up in my feed reader. From Reuters (we are still allowed to quote them, right?):

TORONTO, April 16 (Reuters) – A group of Quebec’s elite including singer Celine Dion, Seagram heir Stephen Bronfman and Quebecor Inc (QBRa.TO) head Pierre Karl Peladeau is considering a bid for the National Hockey League’s Montreal Canadiens, the Globe and Mail said on Thursday.

Celine Dion? What, she just can’t quit Youppi? (check out the 1:30 mark to see what I mean, and slightly after that if you can take it)

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For the sake of the national anthems, and to save at least some dignity from this horrible 100th anniversary season, someone tell he no. Anyone.

And if that weren’t bad enough for the fans, how about this nugget of speculation:

The group is said to be contemplating a dedicated pay-TV channel in Quebec to carry the games and other hockey-related content as well.

How much more do you want to pay to see your team play? Or think about it this way: How much would you have paid to watch this years team play from the comfort of your own home?

Some good news for Canadiens fans:

The newspaper also said that Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Laliberte dropped out of the bidding last week and that Caisse de depot et placement du Quebec, the province’s pension fund, is not expected to be an equity investor. ($1=$1.20 Canadian)

Can you imagine what the intermission entertainment would have consisted of?

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Oh Really, Bruce?

This quote from Washington Capitals Coach Bruce Boudreau (via Puck Daddy) caught my eye:

He didn’t make the save when we needed it, but I’m sure he’s going to bounce back.

Raise your hand if this sounds familiar. Who wasn’t sure that Theo was going to bounce back at some point in his career. It’s like watching Twin Peaks for a happy ending.

If things work out for the team and Jose, hey, good for you. If not, well, that is the definition of mixed feeling.

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Pinball Pete’s Takes It All

Tonight was the final game in the ELAHL (East Lansing Adult Hockey Presented by Labatt), in which Pinball Pete’s (pink jerseys) took on Perfect Edge (grey jerseys). Who would win? You already know. But that won’t stop me from posting some photos.

Welcome to Suburban Ice – East Lansing, my “home rink” when I’m in the Lans (I don’t know if they call it that, but I’m starting something)

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You remember the Pete’s, right?

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This was never opened. Go figure.

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Love those jerseys. That’s “Crazy Paulie” in net. He did seem a little on edge, but don’t tell him I said so.
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To save your bandwidth, more photos after the jump.

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Pinball Pete’s Tonight!

Warmups for the finals of the GLAHA have started. Let’s go, Pinball Pete’s. Playoff hockey is everywhere.

Hockey Where You Live: Playoffs

The playoffs are here (well, mostly), and that means there are fans left without their favorite teams to cheer on.

Fear not. You want play off action, you get playoff action. Welcome to the state by state guide to the playoffs.

* Alabama

Sorry, buy you are a little too late on this one. The Huntsville Havoc lost their playoff series 3 games to two.

* Alaska

The Alaska Aces are 2-0 against the Grizzlies in the ECHL.

Two of the three Alaska NAHL were eliminated, but the Fairbanks Ice Dogs won theirs series 3-0, with 16 goals for, and 4 against.

* Arizona

Nothing going in Arizona, with the two Central Hockey League teams failing to make the playoffs, the Coyotes nowhere near a slot, and the folding of the Phoenix Raodrunners of the ECHL. Phoenix was the only team in the Western Conference of the ECHL not to make the playoffs.

* Arkansas

Nope. Nothing doing.

* California

Ah, California, rich with playoff hockey. Beyond the Ducks and Sharks, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a game, unless you are in Fresno. But if you happen to be in Bakersfield, Stockton, or Ontario (the one next to Los Angeles, not the one in Canada), then you are in luck. Hurry though, because much like a Sopranos marathon, they are knocking each other off quickly.

* Colorado

Sure, the Avalanche stunk. But why mourn the end of a terrible season when one of the most exciting hockey teams around resides less then 45 miles from Denver? Look north to Windsor (outside of Ft. Collins, home of the New Belgium Brewery (totally wind powered)) to the Colorado Eagles, who have shattered the CHL sellout record, have won the championship twice since their inception in 2003. This year, the All Star Game was held in Windsor, with the CHL taking on the Eagles. The Eagles won 8-4. What else needs to be said. They swept their first round, and are about to start their second round. Get your tickets now.

* Connecticut

Come on, you have the Wolfpack. You always have the Wolfpack. Hartford takes on Worcester.

* Delaware

Nope. Go next door. Any next door.

* District of Columbia

Do you need anything other than the Capitals? See the Virginias for some help, but you should feel lucky to have what you have.

* Florida

How lucky are you, Florida? You may have lost the Tampa Bay Lightning and Florida Panthers to the great stats monster in the sky, but you still have the Florida Everblades of the ECHL. Get yourself to the city of Estero if you can get past their name.

* Georgia

Thrashers: done. Columbus Cottonmouths: lost in first round. Augusta Lynx: Folded mid-season. Gwinnett Gladiators: STILL IN IT TO WIN IT!!! Get your ECHL action at one of the nicest minor league arenas out there.

* Hawaii

Sorry. No.

* Idaho

Former ECHL Kelly Cup champs, the Idaho Steelheads are in the middle of the first round.

* Illinois

Oh, the possibilities in Illinois. First, of course, are the Chicago Blackhawks. Then you have the AHL Rockford Icehogs and the Peoria Rivermen. And… that does it. The other teams in Illinois missed out on the playoffs. Sorry.

* Indiana

Two chances for glory in Indiana. The Indiana Ice of the USHL are in their first round, while the Fort Wayne Komets came away with the best record in the IHL. Both teams have to be experienced live. Well worth the drive.

* Iowa

Even though the Chops didn’t qualify, there is still playoff hockey in Iowa. Waterloo and Cedar Rapids are in the first round, and I rarely bet against the Cedar Rapids Roughriders. USHL in Iowa lives on.

* Kansas

Believe it or not, the Topeka Roadrunners are still alive.

* Kentucky

Nothing doing.

* Louisiana

Where were you a week ago? The Mudbugs got shutout of the first round in the CHL.

* Maine

The Portland Pirates start their first round shortly. That is all.

* Maryland

Is there hockey in Maryland? Pro hockey?

* Massachusetts

Bruins. Oh, you want more? How about the AHL Worcester Sharks? OK, then.

* Michigan

Three out of four Michigan teams of the IHL made the playoffs (Kalamazoo, Port Huron, and Muskegon), as well as the Grand Rapids Griffins( AHL) and the USA National Team Development Program team (NAHL). A few OHL teams made the playoffs, but they are done.

And Pinball Pete’s skates in their final tonight. East Lansing Suburban Ice. Be there.

* Minnesota

You would think, eh?

* Mississippi

The Mississippi River Kings go to the semifinals against the Colorado Eagles. Yeah, good luck with that.

* Missouri

You have the Blues. You should feel lucky.

* Montana

Nope.

* Nebraska

The Lincoln Stars are still in the hunt. Go for the most intimidating opening ceremony ever.

* Nevada

Las Vegas Wranglers. Crazy promos, arenas in casinos, what more do you need? If you need more, it’s right on the strip.

* New Hampshire

The Monarchs did not make it, so NH is done.

* New Jersey

Devils, and after that, you have the Devils (of Trenton). New Jersey has a new state motto. “Devils.”

* New Mexico

No one qualified. And the state will be lucky to have the Scorpions next season.

* New York

Aside from the Rangers, only the Elmira Jackals made the playoffs. With the large number of teams in the state of New York, that is a little pathetic.

* North Carolina

The hottest team in the NHL is also playing alongside the Fayetteville FireAntz of the SPHL, who are in the finals.

Update: I left out the Charlotte Checkers, who are still in the first round of the ECHL playoffs. Sorry about that. (thanks to Possum for the reminder)

* North Dakota

The Bismark Bobcats are still in it, NAHL action, and the Fargo Force are still playing the first round of the USHL. Wood chippers are not allowed in the arena.

* Ohio

If the Blue Jackets making it for the first time aren’t enough for you (or even if it is), the Cincinnati Cyclones (a Jerseys and Hockey Love favorite) are in the playoffs, coming off last year’s championship win. And the Mahoning Valley Phantoms won their first round of NAHL playoff action and move on.

* Oklahoma

The OKC Blazers were eliminated, and the Tulsa Oilers never made the playoffs. That is all for OK.

* Oregon

The Portland Winterhawks never had a shot.

* Pennsylvania

A wealth of playoff hockey, no matter where you are in the state. Aside from both NHL teams, you have the WB/S Penguins, the Philadelphia Phantoms, and the Hershey Bears of the AHL. If only the Johnstown Chiefs had made it. Sigh.

* Rhode Island

The Providence Bruins are gearing up for the first round. Get the to the Dunkin Donuts Center.

* South Carolina

The South Carolina Stingrays want you to think hockey when you travel to their state.

* South Dakota

The Sioux Falls Stampede push in the first round of the USHL playoffs.

* Tennessee

Sure, the Predators tanked in the last few games. But the Knoxville Ice Bears are fighting for their cup in the SPHL finals. If you think the Preds need your money, you can imagine what the Ice Bears need. Get thee to the rink.

* Texas

Stars? Who are they? You can forget about the Stars when you have the Texas Brahmas taking on the Odessa Jackalopes in the CHL semifinals. Plus, the Houston Aeros of the AHL start their series soon.

* Utah

The Utah Grizzlies are fighting for their lives in the ECHL.

* Vermont

Nope.

* Virginia

There are the Washington Capitals, but you knew that.

* Washington

The Spokane Chiefs, last season’s Memorial Cup winner, is the only team in Washington with a hope in the WHL.

* West Virginia

The Wheeling Nailers are still playing. ECHL action next to the river.

* Wisconsin

The Milwaukee Admirals are about to start. Go see the worst jersey in the AHL.

* Wyoming

Please. No.

That takes care of that. I’m sure I missed some stuff, and this will change almost as soon as I post it, but there you go. Plenty of playoff action, and teams that will appreciate your dollars and attendance far more than an NHL team.

If I missed anything significant, please let me know in the comments.

HOCKEY!!!

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Johnstown May Lose Chiefs

We have already seen the demise of five ECHL teams (two while the season was being played), which shouldn’t surprise anyone who attends minor league hockey games. When you take a look at the ticket prices, then at the seats that need bodies in them, you can imagine that things are only going to get tougher to keep a team alive.

The latest potential casualty is one that has some history and legend behind it, the Johnstown Chiefs. I’m sure some of that name sounds familiar, and readers of this blog know what I’m talking about. You remember the Charlestown Chiefs, the fictional team of the movie Slap Shot. The Chiefs were based on the Johnstown Jets of Johnstown, PA. The games are played in the War Memorial, just like the film. The Jets shut down not long after the movie came out, but the Johnstown Chiefs were established 21 years ago to take up the torch. They are the only remaining original ECHL (back when that really stood for East Coast Hockey League, as opposed to now, where the league has spread to the western half of the continent), and a source of pride for the die hard fans of Johnstown. Talking to Chiefs fans borders on fanaticism. The pain of the Jets leaving town was hard for these people.

Now the Johnstown Chiefs are in jeopardy of being sent the way of the Charlestown Chiefs. Ownership is in negotiations with Cambria County about the arena, and frankly, it’s complicated. Here is a little snippet from WJAC at wjactv.com:

Cambria County commissioners have resumed negotiations with arena solutions group Roustan United after contract talks broke down between the two sides last week. Roustan is interested in purchasing the Johnstown Chiefs from current owner Neil Smith, but will do so only if its partner, Global Spectrum, assumes arena operations.

Roustan United president Scott Branovan said the commissioners unilaterally ended discussions with the Global-Roustan team last week.

So what does that mean? Talks have started again, but there isn’t much more news coming out of Johnstown.

But there was this. Going to the Chiefs website brings up this image, an open letter from co-owner Neil Smith:

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None of this looks good for hockey existing in Johnstown, PA next season. Call your congressman. Call the President. Go over his head and call Don Cherry. Call someone. We should have hockey in Johnstown. The sport would be worse for losing the team. Hopefully it’s not too late,

I have pictures from my visit to Johnstown here and here.

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You Don’t Know Pete’s

Most likely, you don’t know about Pinball Pete’s. Honestly, I don’t know much about the place. I’ve been there a few times, but really, it isn’t close to my hotel here in East Lansing.

What is near my hotel is the Suburban Ice Arena. In fact, the Sub is my home rink when I’m working here. Whenever I come to East Lansing, I am reminded of how nice the ice is (and I have skated on some crap ass ice).

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Tonight I got my camera and went to see some playoff hockey. Namely, Pinball Pete’s vs. the PONDRockets. And I was not disappointed.

If you didn’t figure it out, Pinball Pete’s are in the pink jerseys. And that endeared me to them right away. And for oink jerseys, these have to be some of the coolest ones out there.

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Yes, that is Pac Man on the socks and jerseys. And a blue elephant.

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Action!
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Yep, that went in.

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Just an awesome jersey that you only wear at the rink.
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The Pete’s won it 5-4, and it was thrilling to the end. By thrilling, I mean the POND got the final faceoff in the Pete’s end with five seconds left, and had a good chance of tying it up. And you can’t ask much more from a game.

Your final:

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That’s how they end around here.
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And here is the boxscore.

This is how I could spend my life, watching games at the local rink. If I had a dream job, it would be writing for USA Hockey Magazine, traveling the country from game to game, rink to rink, taking pictures, taking to players, coaches, refs, fans, and anyone in the community. What a great game we have.

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Late Night Hockey in East Lansing

My hotel doesn’t get Versus. There are NHL games out there, but I can’t watch them. So I’m watching Pinball Petes play in a playoff game. These are some awesome uniforms. Anyone who says they only like the NHL game needs more Pinball Petes in their lives.