Comments on: Coyotes Mock Auction http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/ Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:47:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: YzermanZetterberg http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/comment-page-1/#comment-34566 YzermanZetterberg Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:30:20 +0000 http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/#comment-34566 In the true spirit of the NHL league office, shady relocations, and mock auctions everywhere, I hereby bid the following -- which I certify are pretty much owned by me: - A box of broken crayons I keep in my desk for those rare occasions when my 3-year old visits me at work (don't worry, I'll get her a new box...I promise) - A large cloth-like banner of Marian Hossa in his Red Wings uniform that I received free at a game last season If I should be (un)fortunate enough to win, the team will play its home games on the outdoor rink the local Parks & Rec department usually puts in my neighborhood (all games between late Dec. and early March, weather permitting). Obviously, we'll have to play through the Olympic break. Since few, if any 'yotes will make their respective countries' Olympic teams, this should not present any insurmountable obstacles. In the true spirit of the NHL league office, shady relocations, and mock auctions everywhere, I hereby bid the following — which I certify are pretty much owned by me:

- A box of broken crayons I keep in my desk for those rare occasions when my 3-year old visits me at work (don’t worry, I’ll get her a new box…I promise)

- A large cloth-like banner of Marian Hossa in his Red Wings uniform that I received free at a game last season

If I should be (un)fortunate enough to win, the team will play its home games on the outdoor rink the local Parks & Rec department usually puts in my neighborhood (all games between late Dec. and early March, weather permitting). Obviously, we’ll have to play through the Olympic break. Since few, if any ‘yotes will make their respective countries’ Olympic teams, this should not present any insurmountable obstacles.

]]> By: Tapeleg http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/comment-page-1/#comment-34565 Tapeleg Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:27:19 +0000 http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/#comment-34565 @felix - Can you submit that on twitter? Yikes. @felix – Can you submit that on twitter? Yikes.

]]> By: felix emesis http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/comment-page-1/#comment-34564 felix emesis Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:25:08 +0000 http://jerseysandhockeylove.com/blog/2009/09/11/coyotes-mock-auction/#comment-34564 my bid is as follows: 2 bottles of tang, 1 half eaten poptart, $8.00 in assorted change,and whatever that thing is in the fridge that may be left from xmas my bid is as follows: 2 bottles of tang, 1 half eaten poptart, $8.00 in assorted change,and whatever that thing is in the fridge that may be left from xmas

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