Category: Fun

  • I Have Returned From the Pride Lands

    Welcome me back with rose petals and peeled grapes, folks, I am home in Denver. My time in Florida was hot as hell, but totally worth it. A few days of hard work to round it out made for a tired Tapeleg last night, and I got nothing accomplished, so I have a bit of…

  • If I Were A Hockey Player…

    I was wondering who would finally tag me with this meme, started by Jes. It turned out not to be the beer and rum swilling offseason compatriots of mine, but rather, a couple bloggers up in Eastern Conference of Canada. Thanks Sherry and E. Cards and flowers will soon be coming. Hockey Team: Colorado Avalanche…

  • Hockey Night Part 3

    Yes, another hockey night script. These are little scenes, written in the style of Aaron Sorkin, of Sports Night, West Wing, and Studio 60. Enjoy. EXT. HOCKEY ARENA The team is loading up on a bus to go from the practice facility to the arena. DAN is coming out to the bus, but TED intercepts…

  • Team Blogging

    Some days, I get a little jealous. I look around at the blogosphere, and there are some really fun team blogs out there. There are the “Battle Of” blogs (California, Ontario, Alberta), and there are regular blogs written by several people (Hockey Rants, for instance). It just looks like so much fun. I can picture…

  • Refs

    In the style of Clerks, by Kevin Smith, I bring you… Refs INT. HOCKEY RINKWe are in a commercial time out, and the two refs skate over to the penalty box to get a drink of water. JOHNCan you believe that? Talk about obvious. PETERYeah, good call there. JOHNWell, it was pretty obvious. I just…