Tag: Bettman

  • What Do You Mean the Game Isn’t Available?

    It’s not like I forgot the return of the Tort was on, but I just tuned in to NHL Gamecenter Online, and found this: BETTMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!! (for the record, I know it’s not his “fault,” but I rarely blame him for anything, since he is a puppet for the owners. This time I just feel like…

  • Bettman Snubs the Penguins (Revised for More Accuracy)

    Last night, I knew there was something missing in the presentation of the Stanley Cup. Traditionally, Gary Bettman congratulates the losing team for a great playoff run, but not last night. The most Bettman said was “It takes two great teams to compete for this marvelous trophy.” Then he moved on to the Red Wings,…