Tag: NHL

  • Stanley Cup: Bummer

    First off, congratulation to the Detroit Red Wings. After winning the Presidents Trophy enough times, they have certainly earned it. They fought hard, played well, and all that. After that—– Crap. Look, I don’t care what the Red Wings fans think about my choice of teams, and I do not care what the classless fans…

  • Pens Crap the Bed: SCF Game 4

    Man, what a crap ass game of hockey, FOR THE PENGUINS!!!! I’m mired in the postgame coverage on ESPNews (seriously, they have hockey coverage, must mean there’s no NBA tonight), and these coach interviews remind me of why I don’t want to be a “professional” sportswriter. Actually, listening to the post game interviews by Crosby…

  • Theo Wants to Return

    With the Stanley Cup Finals going on, it’s a slow news month for the Avs right now. Other than the signing of Tony Granato, everything else is speculation and “want to” right now. In the want to category, Theodore wants to come back to the Avalanche. From the Rocky Mountain News: Jose Theodore wants to…

  • Nah-Nah-Nah, Hey-Hey-Hey, Goodbye

    And as they said in forth grade, don’t let the door hit you. Coach Q got the axe listened to the fans grew a brain and the Avalanche mutually agreed that it was freaking obvious was past time to be losing wasn’t a damn stand up comedy special was just best if we all moved…

  • What’s This Then? With Updates!

    Hey, how about this: “This team that everyone said wouldn’t go anywhere made it to the second round of the playoffs and I think we should be really proud of them,” said one woman. “I’m feeling pretty bad, pretty disappointed. But next year … we’re gonna get our cup!” said another fan. No, that isn’t…