Is it not fair that I have to go to work tomorrow? And before you answer that, is it?

Is it fair that I don’t give you the reason the goalie situation is going to hell? Is it fair that 7:00 is in the morning? Is it fair that I, your faithful monkey O’ hockey, not be able to stand at the guard, against all that is dumb and stupid and poor for the cap?

No. It is not. But I shall go none the less, and the contracts will or will not be signed without me.

Weep, if you must.

that is all…