Tonight, the Rocky Mountain Rage take on the Odessa Jackalopes in Broomfield, CO, and they want to throw a party. For the game, the team will be wearing green St. Pats jerseys, and auctioning them off after the game. Luckily, they will also be serving green beer (the choice of amateurs), so after a few, the jerseys may actually look kind of neat.
If you are curious what the jerseys look like, you can look here. Be warned, they don’t look any better than the earlier jerseys I posted about. Also, I did not realize this, but the Rage also wore and auctioned off Mardi Gras jerseys. Go look, you know you want to.
If you are not keeping count so far, the Rocky Mountain Rage, in their first year of existence, have a home, away, third, holiday, snowboarding, Mardi Gras, and St. Pats jerseys. Not including an All Star jersey. That makes seven jerseys for the year. Seven. With only six games left, they hopefully will not strike again.
Update: The green jerseys did not help the Rage, who lost tonights game 4-1. Do not fuck with the Jackalopes. Do not. Of course, the Rage are 16-36-7, so green jerseys probably wouldn’t help anyways.