Jerseys and Hockey Love presents, Real Men of Genius.

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Suspended Hockey Player

Mr. Suspended Hockey Player.

As nearly impossible as it is to be suspended in the NHL, you are an overachiever. Colin Campbell spun the wheel of justice and it stopped on “Busted.”

Can I buy a vowel, please.

While your team skates on the ice, you surf on your couch.

Pass me the Cheetos.

Who would have thought that Center Ice package would be put to this good of use.

I could really use a Cheeto.

1 game, 3 games, 10 or more, you join a unique club, your name cast in infamy.

Ovechkin gets away with murder.

So enjoy watching some hockey on TV, oh Duke of the Dumbass. Trust us, you’ve earned it.

Mr. Suspended Hockey Player.

Jerseys and Hockey Love, Denver, Colorado. Please Blog responsibly.

I hope you are familiar with the Bud Light commercials called Real Men of Genius. If you listen to Phoenix Coyotes radio broadcasts, you have heard them. In fact, that’s all they play during commercial breaks. If not, you can listen to some of them here. They are pretty funny in general. There aren’t enough hockey versions though. I aim to correct that. If you don’t know, italics are the singer dude.