Jerseys and Hockey Love presents, Real Men of Genius.

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Atlanta Former Number 1 Goaltender.

Mr. Atlanta Former Number 1 Goaltender.

You live in Blue land, but you are stuck in Benchedville.

I can see the whole game.

One bad goal and you, sir, are riding the pine.

Momma would be proud.

Your career, your groin, even your hair isn’t what it used to be.

Looking worse than Brian Engblom.

Losing your job to the backup isn’t so bad, at least you have your health.

Kari is a girls name.

So wear your team baseball cap proudly, oh warmer from the bench, because at least you aren’t as bad off as Marc Denis.

Mr. Atlanta Former Number 1 Goaltender.

I hope you are familiar with the Bud Light commercials called Real Men of Genius. If you listen to Phoenix Coyotes radio broadcasts, you have heard them. In fact, that’s all they play during commercial breaks. If not, you can listen to some of them here. They are pretty funny in general. There aren’t enough hockey versions though. I aim to correct that. If you don’t know, italics are the singer dude.