The Devils dressed only 15 skaters for today’s game against the Pittsburgh Penguins (which resulted in a 3-1 loss, to the surprise of absolutely no one). But where were those players? AOL News has brings us the shocking (SHOCKING) truth:

I’m sure the names were changed to protect the innocent. Because the Devils would never mismanage the salary cap, right?

Oh, and if Lou Lamoriello had gotten his way, and his original cap circumventing Kovalchuk contract had gone through, the Devils should have been able to dress 16 players for the game (right?).

Meg had the best line about the Devils today:

“Sure, the legs feed the wolf, but you have to have enough wolves to feed.”

Ah yes, the wolf pack of fifteen. Just a few more, but with less cutting of the hand, eh?