I hope you are familiar with the Bud Light commercials called Real Men of Genius. If you listen to Phoenix Coyotes radio broadcasts, you have heard them. In fact, that’s all they play during commercial breaks. If not, you can listen to some of them here. They are pretty funny in general. There aren’t enough hockey versions though. I aim to correct that. If you don’t know, italics are the singer dude.

Jerseys and Hockey Love presents, Real Men of Genius.

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Calgary Flames Goaltender.

Mr. Calgary Flames Goaltender.

You dive, you flop, you kick out your legs and flail away, but all for nothing.

Why do I bother.

While your teammates run you over, you stand tall.

Get the hell off me.

5 on 4, 5 on 3, shot after shot, you make save after save while you team can’t score to save their lives.

Need a little scoring.

The fans, the other team, even your own defensemen can only stand and watch as you make another spectacular save.

Can I get a little help here.

So here’s to you, Mr. stopper of the shots. Even if you lose in the first round, at least you gave it your best.

Mr. Calgary Flames Goaltender.