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Real Men of Genius: Standing

Jerseys and Hockey Love presents, Real Men of Genius.

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Obnoxious Standing Up to Be on TV Guy.

Mr. Obnoxious Standing Up to Be on TV Guy.

While your tickets may have cost 85 dollars, you’d rather have your friends see you on TV for a second.

Hey, there’s a hockey game going on.

When play passes by, you turn to the camera, blocking the view of everyone behind you.

Come on, man, sit down now.

As your image streaks by, you waive, flail and look like an asshole for no reason.

Really, sit down now.

While you dole out your 15 minutes in two second installments, everyone around you hates your guts.

I going to f**king stab you.

So enjoy yourself while you can, oh Hog of the Hockey, because your glory won’t last forever.

Mr. Obnoxious Standing Up to Be on TV Guy.

Jerseys and Hockey Love, Denver, Colorado. Please Blog responsibly.

I hope you are familiar with the Bud Light commercials called Real Men of Genius. If you listen to Phoenix Coyotes radio broadcasts, you have heard them. In fact, that’s all they play during commercial breaks. If not, you can listen to some of them here. They are pretty funny in general. There aren’t enough hockey versions though. I aim to correct that. If you don’t know, italics are the singer dude.

James Gralian

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4 responses to “Real Men of Genius: Standing”

  2. I enjoyed these very much, especially this one. Man, if you can afford seats that close to the ice, sit yourself down and enjoy the game. I am always wishing someone would just spill their beer on the standing up guy.

  3. Colin – I’m with you on that. I hate seeing those jerkoffs on TV, much less live at a game. Waste of money.

    HC – Thanks. I don’t think that many people like the comedy with their hockey that much.

    I don’t like to toot my own horn, but since you just got here, you may like the Hockey Night posts I put up. Click on the Hockey Night category on the top left of the blog.